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Medicinal Intervention 1On my way to school this morning, I was late. Mom leaves for work before I wake up and I forgot to turn on my alarm clock. I felt like I forgot something important. When I bent over to tie my shoe outside, I noticed something moving in the corner of my eye. It was a tiny little red speck. Then, as it got closer I realized something. It was a garden gnome.
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Licoriceby ~EternalSlurp

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No. 52 Elegant Vampire
From MA's 100 theme challenge!

Can you guess how many roses there are?

IN the begging this was going to be like, a maid. But then it just turned into something else...
I even thought up a little story of the picture.

~~Licorice, the wandering vampire who lusts after the blood of rich barons, posing as a maid to infiltrate their mansions....~~

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